Shit Tests and How to deal with them.

WTF is a SHIT TEST????

A Shit Test refers to something a woman does or says to a man in order to engender a response. If the man supplicates, he fails the shit test. If the man responds in a dominant fashion, he passes the shit test.
"How old are you?" : This came from an older girl (only by 2 years!!). I basically fucked this one by just actually saying my age. However, because I was confident and quite alpha it didnt really matter. I should have busted her balls about being older than me maybe. Other option: get her to guess, never tell her (stay mysterious), whether she is older or younger doesnt matter just stay the prize (ie: make her feel inferior for being either older or younger, whichever applies)

I've just split with my ex boyfriend (or something like this): When this happened to me I just tried to divert her away from this as fast as possible. It could start dropping them out of state way to fast so just plowed right back into another topic. I think really do anything could be better than letting her talk about this. My exact response was taking over the frame and saying basically "Yeah I just split up with a girlfriend too.." then I went into a spiel about freedom and independence and not wanting to be tied down and how exciting it was to live spontaneously.

"I dont think we/I should be doing this": I think if your coming in with a strong frame/alpha attitude you can plow this one completely. I plowed through it once with quite a shy girl on a night where I was feeling particularly confident. I just basically ignored she ever said it and continued gaming, resulted in kiss closure. Other option: just agree in a cheeky/cocky funny way and continue as before.

'hey, i saw this blahblah the other day, buy it for me!'- this one is popular around my area, the way i deal with this : 'hahaha, nice try' + pat on the back

"What are we doing here?".

At the time I said "I don´t know.", definitly the wrong answer.

Possible answers:

-nothing, just kiss her again
-"Well, I think we share a unique moment here"
-"Shhh, don´t ruin the moment"


You don't smoke weed, do you? = What kind of stupid question is that? As if that shit even matters.

What do you do for work? = Bee keeper

"My friend is really lonely tonight can she come?"

"Aww damn, I was about to ask you if (insert a guy's name here) could come along, he's a real drag, his ex just ate his heart. How about it?"

"Is that your real name?"

"Jeez, You need proof of ID to get in everywhere these days." *fumble around your pockets*

"You don't drink do you."

"Only when i'm thristy. Oh! Alcohol. That reminds me..."
"Is my water weight shwoing that much" (this one only works with some girls)
"Can't live with out it."
"Please." [with a "give-me-a-break" attidue and expression]

"You're just trying to get into my pants."

"What are, joking? You're like a size 2, my nuts would be turned into crepes."

"Actually, I'm just trying to get them off you." (Works fabulous... I don't get women)

.....DarkCasanova.....

Grow Some Ballls!!!!

Why do i hear more and more stories of guys crying over a girl?? is it nowadays a must to keep the girl in the relationship??

I personally heard stories of guys calling girls and begging them not to leave them while crying their balls off!!!

I mean seriously guys it's like you have grown but aint got 2 nuts yet!!! it's not that I aint got a heart or am not a guy with emotion but crying just over sumthing stupid is not in my favorite things to do list....

Cryng is normal for everyone, there is a time and place for it. It's not cause your GF is pissed off at you over something and tries to leave you NO it's not even close....

Dont be a Wusssy ( Should call it Pussy)

this also concerns you if you are a "nice guy" who never seems to be able to attract HOT women, or you have attractive female friends who always seem to say, "He's really wonderful, but I just like him as a FRIEND", then this could possibly be the single most important thing you ever read in your entire life.

And I'm not kidding... not even a little.

If I had to sum up the biggest mistake that I see men making with women (and the big mistake that I've made myself too many times to count), it's being a WUSSY.

Being a WUSS comes in two main flavors:

1) Acting like a WUSSY to begin with.

2) Turning INTO a WUSSY as you get to know her.

I would venture to guess that most men either act like WUSSIES with women they're attracted to ALL the time, or they turn into WUSSIES within a few weeks or months of meeting a woman that they REALLY like.

I know, this sounds a little strange, right?

What the heck should being a Wuss have to do with attracting women?

The answer: EVERYTHING.

Have you ever had an attractive female friend who liked to date abusive jerks... and then tell YOU about the abuse she was putting up with... all the while you would have done ANYTHING for a chance to be with her?

Yeah, me too.

That's what I mean it when I say that you can actually make things WORSE by TRYING HARDER when you don't "get" how attraction works.

If I had to sum it all up, and describe the one HUGE mistake that men make with women... the one that causes the most pain and prevents the most success, I'd have to say that it was...

BEING A WUSSY, OR TURNING INTO ONE.

For a lot of reasons, a WUSSY just doesn't make for an interesting, romantic counterpart. Women will SETTLE for a Wuss, or even SETTLE DOWN with one (usually after the Wuss has demonstrated his TOTAL lack of self-respect, and his COMPLETE willingness to put aside all of his own needs for a woman). Unfortunately, this often ends with the woman cheating on the Wuss, leaving him for someone else, taking everything from him (including his self esteem) etc...

I digress...

The point is, a WUSSY doesn't trigger ATTRACTION.

Wussies are BORING. They're needy. They lack ENERGY, act CLINGY, and make women feel TRAPPED and repulsed.

Everything about the WUSS spells "DON'T PICK ME".

Now, the first thing most guys say when they hear this news is, "But I don't want to be a JERK to women" or "I like the idea of being NICE" or "I'm just being MYSELF with women... what's wrong with that?".

I can identify.

I get it.

I spent many years of my life thinking these kinds of things.

Well, the good news is that you don't need to be a "jerk" or treat women badly to attract them. lol...

You just need to:

1) Abandon your Wussy Ways.

2) Learn how ATTRACTION works.

3) Change how you look at relationships.

4) Learn the specific things that you need to do in each situation to meet women and make them feel that wonderful, powerful, magical, elusive emotion called ATTRACTION.

5) Never "slip", or allow yourself to start behaving like a WUSSY as you get to know a woman.

Doesn't sound too hard, right?

Now as an interesting twist am gonna Share a story with you guys whom a female friend described to me

"So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice place, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fvcking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive near speed limit and that fvcking annoys the sh.t out of me, yet I sit at the back and keep my mouth shut… watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me…making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD — it was sheer MADNESS. I fvcked the sh.t out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm… maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch…). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fvck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fvck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 30 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

its great that you're nice (to an extent),but have some backbone.Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something.Don't let her walk all over you.Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal).Say "No" to her sometimes.Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Smack her ASS!. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile.Be aggressive during sex.Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up. Fvck the hell outta her!!!!

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE… and the women will fall at your feet.

....DarkCasanova....

Happpyyy B DAY!!!

yes It's the second anniversary of my blog.....gotta admit.... not much posts for such a long period of time but hey i got reasons for that too.... (like the police,family, no internet,etc etc)

would like to thank each and every reader out there who enjoys reading this blog and hope to see more readers visit tooo

and yea got like arounjd 5000+ blog hits!! which is ok compared to the amount of posts...

funny thing is despite how most articles are about guys stuff around 80% of the readers are FEMALE!!!! I LOVE U GIRLS !!!!

.....DarkCasanova.....

Fuck Buddy Guidelines (long yet intresting)

Friends with Benifits(FwB) or Fuck buddys as some call it....

everyone got friends with benefits at least at one point of their lives right??? here's a guide for it (yes every things got a "how to do it guide/plan" )

1. Be HONEST about the relationship - to both HER and YOURSELF

The biggest trap that guys fall into with their FwBs is that they do not clearly delineate the relationship... as a result, they either trick the girl or even themselves into eventually believing that the relationship is something "more."

A FwB is someone you have access to and enjoy FUCKING regularly. She is not your girlfriend. She is not your soulmate. She is not even really your friend. She is your FwB... your FUCKbuddy. FUCK her... don't LOVE her.

Now, I'm not saying you can't fall in love with your FwB. Far from it. However, KNOW what you're getting yourself into. If you want this girl to be a GF, then she is NOT your FwB, she is your GIRLFRIEND. But if you just want the girl for SEX, then fully EMBRACE the FwB situation.


2. Don't see her too often.

When I have a FwB, I generally like to see her about once or twice a week. Why you ask? Shouldn't I be fucking her nonstop, getting as much as possible?

Well, that's nice. But it's dangerous. If you want this girl to be your GIRLFRIEND, then yes... hang out with her, spend lots of quality time with her, go on a date with her, sleep over every night, whatever. BUT, if she is your FwB, then you should be seeing her pretty much ONLY for sex. This goes back to being honest with yourself. The more OFTEN you see her, the FASTER she will develop FEELINGS for you... so that is the tradeoff: do you want a consistent once/twice-a-week lay for a longer period of time? Or are you so horny for this ONE girl that you will fuck her and hang out with her and treat her like a true-blue GF, causing her to fall for you FAST?

* Don't sleep over. - I'm serious. Don't sleep over. It's okay to cuddle for a while, but DON'T sleep over. She is not your GF. The only exception is when she is has nowhere else to stay except your place.


3. Bring your A-game at ALL TIMES. Don't "bond." - Once again, if you want her to be your GF, that is another matter. But if she is your true-blue FwB, you must ALWAYS be fucking on your A-game. Be FUN. Be PLAYFUL. Tease her, be cocky, CONSTANTLY ATTRACT HER. The whole REASON she wants you as her FwB is for the SEX and the EXCITEMENT you bring. Don't disappoint. Don't reveal some gay IW side. STAY SHARP.


4. Don't brag about other girls.

So you are popular with the ladies.... So what? Most probably, she can STILL pull just as much dick (if not more) than you can on the same night... BUT she's with you. She's seeing you just for sex, because you are THAT good. Show some respect.

Although she is not your GF, if you want this FwB arrangement to last, then you MUST maintain a relationship of equal respect and power. A FwB relationship INHERENTLY denotes an agreement between individuals of equal power and stature (well, until she develops feelings... in which case, you have much more power/influence) - you are trading sex for sex. Why compare cocks? Just enjoy yourself. Don't pull childish stunts or brag just for the hell of it. Just straight-up enjoy the sex.

If she brags or tries to make you jealous, just LAUGH IT OFF and FUCK HER HARD. Don't brag back. It's just gay.


5. Fuck her WELL. Period!

No excuses for this one. Like I said, you guys have a SEXUAL AGREEMENT. If she is not delivering, DITCH HER. But inversely, you must ALSO deliver. If you suck at sex, GET BETTER. FwBs are there so you guys can go WILD. Experiment with new positions, play out fantasies, try some kinky shit - the POINT of the arrangement is SEX after all.

ALWAYS make sure she's satisfied, even if it means cutting back on your own needs a bit. PLAY with the relationship. DON'T get BORING and PREDICTABLE. Sometimes, when I'm with a FwB, I will be like "Hey... wanna do something cool for 5 min?" Then fuck her for 5 min...... then pull out. Tease her. Have FUN.

6. The clock is TICKING!

It is the cardinal rule that if you keep fucking a girl consistently over a long period of time, she WILL start to develop feelings for you. The only way she won't develop feelings for you is if she falls for some other guy. In the case of the latter, she will probably stop fucking you because she wants to be with this other guy (if he is BF material). In the case of the former, where she starts to fall for YOU.... well, you must make a decision: do you want her as a GF or not?

Understand that either way, your FwB relationship is pretty much OVER. If you reject her feelings, she will not want to fuck you anymore, because she will feel you are a lost cause. It is very possible to drag a few more lays out of her, BUT this usually leads to mad drama and pain for everyone. If she falls in love with you and you DON'T want her as a GF, just tell her "Let's stay friends" and END it smoothly.

FwBs are not super long-term commitments at all. Due to the very nature of women, they are arrangements that CANNOT last over long long periods of time. So ENJOY yourself while you can and make sure SHE doesn't regret the time she was your FwB.


Conclusion:

The ultimate lesson from these guidelines can be applied to any situation, any girl, any relationship: Be HONEST with yourself, KNOW what you want, and GO after it.

Women are not goddesses. They are not magical deities. They are human. They are fragile. They are wonderful. By all means, let them enjoy pleasure... but NOT AT YOUR EXPENSE. Sex should be a MUTUALLY-PLEASURABLE thing.

If what she wants is not what YOU want, then there is no need to proceed further. It will only lead to pain and drama. Just NEXT and move ON. DON'T compromise your desires because you "feel bad." That's not love. That's PITY or SYMPATHY.

Being a man means being confident enough to protect and appreciate the ones you care about. HOWEVER, it also means RESPECTING others enough and having WISDOM enough to WALK AWAY when you foresee a clash of desires/needs.

Be honest. Be strong. Enjoy yourselves
.....DarkCasanova....

Mindset of Seduction

XD

I make no excuses for my desires as a man.
I move through this world without apology.
I like to satisfy women.
I don't need any particular woman, I am not needy. Women are abundant.
I do not supplicate to women because they find it unattractive. Rejection is a good thing. The more I get rejected, the more I will get laid.
I learn something every time. Every rejection becomes a brick in my palace.
I do not dwell in the past. The past can not be relived, good or bad.
I have a wide range of options in how I choose to react to other people. The choice is mine.

Attitude – Part 1

Desire

You have to want this more than ANYTHING. If you don't, there's no point in going on.

Confidence/Cockiness/Arrogance

Confidence says – Hey, I'm something pretty special that's worth a close look. I know this based on my preparation, skills, and past successes.

Cockiness says – And I'm so confident, I can walk right up to you and have a good chance at winning you over. Oh, and while I'm a nice guy, I'm not worried about what I say to you or messing up. If you thought the ball was in your court, think again.

Arrogance says – You are inferior, if you don't give in to me, you are an idiot.

Confidence is great. A little cockiness is sometimes attractive. Arrogance is not.

If you present her with a dozen roses and she slams the door in your face, then move on. Guess what? You still have the dozen roses in your hands! Give it to some other fine woman who appreciates it!

Confidence is not something you think about, it is the way you are. It is a state of mind, a character trait. Ideally you feel so good and natural about it that the word "confidence" never pops up in your mind. The only way to develop confidence is to talk to as many HBs as possible, without any intention of trying to "hook up with her". Talk to them, say ‘hi', say ‘are you having fun?', say ‘Hi, are you the sort of person I should get to know better? Yes? Why?'. Then walk away. That WILL build CONFIDENCE.

Alpha Male

The alpha male is dominant. He's not an asshole. He's the guy who chooses women. He's having fun and he's confident. The alpha male isn't a condescending jerk.

Model the alpha male. What are his qualities? To me, an alpha male is:

Qualities of the Alpha Male

Is "The Man"
Hard to please
Unemotional, slightly serious. Gives smiles and laughs as rewards.
Talks slowly, deliberately. Enunciates.
Doesn't ask for things.
Is not afraid that others might not like him. Yet, is likable.
Is busy …
… and ends conversations, dates, etc. They are not ended for him.
Is comfortable hanging with hot women.
outgoing
uninhibited
forward
risk-taking
Motivated to seduce

The alpha male doesn't ask permission. And he doesn't give options.

Persistence

Keep trying. If you give up easy, this isn't for you.

You are moving forward on the path to Fulfillment. The only reason you are moving forward is because you are trying. Mistakes mean nothing in the end! If she rejects you, she has taught you something. There is no failure, only learning.

Try multiple girls, you will get blown out unless you can manage them all while being honest.

persistence = desire = strength
Stalking = neediness = weakness.

Work every day at this!

Patience

Keep trying. There will be plenty of failures. You are pushing past the edge of your comfort zone. You are living 100%, unlike most guys out there who have learned "their place".

Your one n only
......DarkCasanova.....

Posts that u guys might wanna check out!!!

The picture in the post "Magic Love Spells"

Ok since am kinda busy a bit these days here are some posts that u alll might not have read but sure worth reading... here is the best posts of this blog uptodate!!!

A post about my passion in life: magic... "http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2010/07/magicmy-dark-art.html"

My Rules of life!!
"http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2010/03/25-rules-of-wisdom-mafia-style.html"

Magic LoveSpell!!!- A true story!!!
"http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2009/03/magic-love-spells.html"

How to get though Life Guide!!- Very funny one :D
"http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-to-get-through-life-list-for-guys.html"

A Rape story!!!
"http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2009/02/rape-oowarningdo-not-read-this-if-u.html"

Reasons Why kissing is good for you!!!
"http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2009/02/reasons-why-kissing-is-good-for-you.html"

Rules for the GIRLFRIEND!!!
"http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2008/11/rules-for-girlfriend.html"

Chocolate:one of the keys to a girls heart!!!
"http://darkcasanova.blogspot.com/2008/10/here-eat-this-for-guys.html"

Hope you Enjoy
.....DarkCasanova....

Magic....My Dark Art

....My Obsession, My Gift, My Dark Art....

Walking....fast...denim shorts, Ripcurl Maldivian T-Shirt...Adias sneakers... Got heads turning to see me everywhere as I rushed past them quickly... Music blasting full volume on my earphones connected to my pink Samsung phone... Limp Bikit was the music I was feeling, as I walked in the heavy rain, soaking wet... Damn it... I was late...

2 days ago I had Promised my friend that I'l give a magic show cause her lil bro's got circumcised...as I entered the house people shifted their attention from the apparent gay wanna be cross dresser guy who was dancing to the "Waka Waka" song by shakira.. It was pretty hilarious :p... as I watched I noticed a girl enter the house with a guy...

She looked familier... she glancedaround the room and met my gaze... fuck.. it was my ex.. she started to leave but her 'guy-friend" stopped her and made her sit down on one of the chairs... It was pretty awkward... cause the magic show was up next... and man was I flipping out.. yea I know I shounlt have.. but counlt help myself...with a heart going fast as a double bass drum on a cradle of filth live concert, I got up and intro'd myself and started....

Started with a something I knew my ex would hate.. I made some fireballs and tossed them carelessly around in my hands.. onlookers were astonished.. wasent much a big deal to me though... did some scary shit like making stuff float.. and I asked if anyone would care to volunteer for my next trick... the "guy-friend" of my ex steped forward.. by now I guessed he would have known who I was now...

I asked him to keep in his mind a name... and he said ok... and I asked him to hold my left hand.... and to keep thinking about the name.... and I asked him to let go of my hand.... suddenly all was quiet... my ex ran out of the house... the "guy-friend" wet after her with blood on his hand.. and there I stood smiling like a Idiot as everyone gathered around me to look at my hand...

The guy-friend had thought of the one name i knew he was think of...

On the palm of my hand as I looked down at it written in blood was the name of my ex...

and hour latter after i enjoyed my self with the food and the festivities, i left again with my earphones in my ears blasting Eminem's "Superman" on full volume... with my bloody hand bandaged, again in the rain, same as before except this time I was feeling great and happy...

This post is for anyone who got heartbroken...

ps: Never intended to do this for any form of revenge or anything... It was all in the momment.. :)

....DarkCasanova...