To Play The Game, You have To be A Player..

“Faint heart never won fair lady.”

Now, this timeless proverb could be construed in a variety of ways. The most common interpretation of the adage is that we must be bold at times; bravery and courage are virtues, while cowardice is a vice. However, it’s not simply about taking a chance, it’s about enforcing your will or taking a firm hold on the reigns, thereby giving you the edge in a typical flirting encounter. Nobody likes a jerk, but a classy jerk is a very different animal because he’s an individual who doesn’t follow classic social mores in the realm of courtesy, but still maintains his Player image as a gentleman. But how does one walk the fine line between offensive and irresistible? What is the key to coming across as slightly abrasive while keeping your reputation as a class act? And, of course, how can this translate to Player success?

To break it down to the simplest terms, being a classy jerk is just about being a little different. We always use a variety of techniques when courting women, but most of them revolve around similar requirements, such as politeness, cordial banter, compliments, and so on. Therefore, you can shake things up by tickling a woman’s heartstrings in a different way. The traditional way plucks the visible and obvious strings, but the underhanded or opposite way strikes a chord with the strings in the rear -- and that could lead to a whole new experience. The following are several approaches to use when approaching a target, and all of them border on dangerously offensive, so be sure to follow the guidelines to the letter.

Be the modern bad boy
This is a new day and age, so abandon the theory that women will immediately respond to the played-out rebel role; instead, take on a more modernized version of the quintessential James Dean character. You may also want to assume the role of the uncaring, freewheeling, independent soul. Nothing really bothers you, and all you really live for is the ladies and an occasional thrill, be it legal or otherwise. Silly little rules don’t get in your way; you simply ignore them every once in a while. Life is often too predictable -- you like to be spontaneous and unscheduled. It’s a Player persona that works wonders more often than you might think, primarily because it appeals to her underlying desire to just cut loose every once in a while. This can lead to our next tip, which centers entirely on a classy form of selfishness (no, really).

You care about one person
Before we leap into an operational definition, let’s clarify one thing right off the bat: Caring about yourself doesn’t mean you are hostile or overtly offensive, it simply means you’re hedonistic to the max. Essentially, you’re not out to make people miserable, you’re out to make yourself happy. Make sure you understand the distinction before embarking on the “classy-selfishness” endeavor. Without any doubt, women tend to despise men who are self-involved and egotistical, but if you’re careful, you can pull this off with appropriate behavior. You’re attempting to prove that you’re just out to enjoy life, and you don’t have the time to quibble about trivialities. Life is short, and it only makes sense to seize every day by the horns and make yourself happy, so to hell with what anyone else thinks.

Ultimately, it’s your schedule that matters, it’s your time that matters and it’s your life you focus on. As far as you’re concerned, she can either accept that or hit the road. This is a timeless Player attitude.


Nice guys finish last
It’s not the bad boy act and it’s not a chain of negative hits with a twist -- this is all about enforcing your will and being so obvious that it borders on offensive or scandalous. You want her, and you’re not interested in small talk or making a pithy comment about the weather. You don’t care what she’s wearing, nor do you care what color her eyes are. If she’s fishing for compliments, she’s with the wrong person. For you, the standard flirting ritual has been reduced to a very simple philosophy: Dating and commitment aren’t in your vocabulary. One night of hot sex is all you want, and she’s gonna know it.

In short, if you want to be a classy jerk, you don’t waste your time with niceties, you’re an arrow to the target and there’s no deviating from the path. She might appreciate your honesty and candor, and above all else, she will be immensely flattered by your overpowering interest. You’re not heaping praise on her, but your very attitude is one big, fat compliment -- regardless of how close it comes to breaking those invisible courting rules.

The over-the-top approach
I’m not suggesting you go crazy and start taking unnecessary risks (that’s a bit extreme), but risk-taking may be part of the equation. You’re going for a style that fits between raging party animal and passionate yet tender suitor. This is all about exuding confidence in everything that you do, and while the classic style is humble and sweet, this is more of an old-fashioned “man” approach. You are the man. You work hard, party hard and love hard. Some may view this as being a “jerk,” but it’s simply confidence and self-assurance on a grand scale. You take everything one step further than any normal individual, and that goes for everything, be it work or leisure activities. If she likes hiking, you talk about your rock-climbing endeavors. If she’s playing hard to get, you play hard to get her. If she mentions her love of Mexican food, you drive her across the damn border. Get the picture?

Play the role of the “I-hate-everything" artist
Let’s say you’re a musician or an aspiring actor. You should take advantage of that chosen profession to toss a little “Colin Farrell” at her. For whatever reason, throughout history, women have been attracted to the kind of man who rarely smiles, has a chip on his shoulder the size of Montana, and always adopts a bored visage while in public. You’re adopting the “artsy” persona, where you’re critical of just about everything, but aren’t loud or visibly annoyed. The world sucks, and there isn’t anything you can do about it, so why not have a little fun before you die? Just don’t step over the line into a sort of paranoid psychosis -- keep this little act reigned in lest you frighten her away. You want her to be intrigued by your withdrawn, frowning demeanor, not freaked out.

For the most part, women view men in an artistic field as sensitive, thus, regardless of whether or not that’s the case, why stomp all over her assumption? Reinforce that belief, and you’ll reap the rewards of your efforts.

You’re a Player, and she’s going to know it
So you’ve successfully lined up the aircraft for your Player approach, and now you simply have to land it. In order to close the deal, I suggest taking things a step further; this one goes beyond confidence because you’re actually crowing about your recent successes. Normally, bragging about previous conquests to a potential conquest is a cardinal sin of the pickup specialist, but we’re all about breaking new ground here. You’ve bagged a lot of women, and you expect her to be appropriately impressed. Think about it: There must be something at least mildly appealing about you if so many women have allowed you into their… good graces. Don’t you think she’d be somewhat curious about your God-given abilities? So, don’t hide it -- flaunt it.

Now, there is the possibility that this won’t fly at all, so you can test the waters with a more subtle comment, such as, “I’ve had my fair share of women, but none have made me laugh like you.” It’s a compliment, with an added implication, an implication she may immediately address with a shy smile.

JERK HER INTEREST
“Classy jerk” may sound like an oxymoron, but if you’re looking to score, it’s good to switch tactics here and there. Besides, this won’t damage your Player reputation -- provided you don’t overuse these tips -- and if you’re successful, you’ll know there’s more than one way to skin a cat. It’s all about adding more techniques to your already-expansive arsenal, so don’t discount the effectiveness of the bad boy, the brooding artist or the various “alpha-male” approaches. No, they won’t work on all women, but not all women are the same.

the one and only,but yours truly,the undispiuted dating dated guru of the Maldives
.....DarkCasanova....