The Sex Warm Up

........Love and Sex........

You guys have heard the old saying that women are like ovens, and you have to warm them up. And I've found that HOW you warm them up is 99% of the battle.

Once the kissing starts, always leave her wanting more. Pull away mid-kiss and smile....Tease her like crazy...Kiss her neck, blow on it, and pull away. Reach behind above her neck, pull her hair back, and bite it lightly...Drive her nuts!

Now, (assuming you have her in your room by now), THROW her back against the bed, and jump on top of her! Start off with soft kisses... Then slowly start to go crazy with animal lust! Pulling, kissing, sucking, breathing, etc. Keep this up for a few minutes (she'll be going nuts by now!), and then...

Sloooowwwwww down. Way down. And switch completely into loving caressing mode. Give her nice soft kisses, stroke her hair, look in her eyes, give compliments, kiss her cheeks, neck, shoulders, put her arms around you...

Keep this up for a few minutes.

And then...

Switch back into crazy ANIMAL FRENZY MODE!

This time you mean in! Grab her arms and hold them above her head with one hand while you kiss her passionately. Bite her neck (not to hard, psycho), pull her hair with BOTH hands while your kissing her, breathe hot and heavy on her neck...

She will probably be flooding her jeans by now!

And just when she least expects it, switch back into soft caressing mode. Sit up and have her straddle you while your on your knees. Look deep in her eyes, keep this up for a few...And then...

It's time for my favorite move of all!

Push her back down on the bed...Resume the ANIMALISTIC kissing, then, PICK HER UP so you are both standing up next to the bed, put one hand behind her head and grab her hair, and put your other hand around her waist. What you are doing is creating a cushion here, because now you are going to...

Slam her up against the wall!

Well, not exactly. Your arms are the only thing that will hit the wall, but it makes a loud sound! (Hint: If any part of her hits the wall, your doing something wrong, AND you're a dumbass! Do this one with care, guys...It's all for the effect).

Keep up the animalistic urges. By this time clothes should be coming off. And she should be more turned on then she has ever been in her ENTIRE LIFE!

Toss her back onto the bed, and if she's not tearing your clothes off, or tearing through your drawers looking for a condom, just keep it up this on/off hard/soft process. She will be soon!

Remember, every girl's fantasy is to be RAVAGED by a sexual BEAST like yourself...But not many guys have the balls to actually do it!

This will separate you from anyone else she's ever been with, and she will have to have you right then and there!

Sometimes this process takes 20 minutes, and sometimes it takes 4 hours. Mix of the lengths of time you spend in each state...Don't be predictable.

Also, if she says or does anything you don't like, say, "ok, fine", and IMMEDIATELY roll over and start snoring loudly.

She will quickly change her mind!

Ok, boys, that's it! Grow some balls and try this out!!

....DarkCasanova....