SEX application from. :P

Behold, the Sexual Resume! It would be similar to a normal job application except you would be hooked up to a polygraph while you filled it out so you would have to tell the truth, unlike regular ones (74 words per minute, my ass). It might look a little somethin' like this...

Last name: _______________

First name: __________
Cell number: (___) ___-_____

Are you of age 18 or older? Y / N (circle one)

Have you ever had sex with me before? Y / N (circle one); if Yes, when? __/__/__

Have you ever had sex with anyone related to me before? Y / N (circle one); if Yes, when? __/__/__

Have you ever been diagnosed with a Sexually Transmitted Disease? Y / N (circle one); the existence of a diagnosed STD will not constitute an automatic disqualification from this encounter.

Please list your last three sexual encounters, starting with the most recent: _______________________________________
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Number of total partners: With opposite sex: _____; With same sex: _____

Previous partners' approximate orgasm rate: ___ %

Average duration of sexual encounters: ___ minute(s)

Do you expect me to go downtown? Y / N (circle one)

Can I expect you to go downtown? Y / N (circle one)

Do you: Spit / Swallow (circle one)

What position(s) are you applying for? _____________________

Please list any special skills/techniques you think make you a good candidate for this encounter: ____________________________________

Do you have a reliable source of transportation? Y / N (circle one)

Are you available on holidays? Y / N (circle one)

Males: Length: _____ inches

Females: Boobies: ___ A / B / C / D / DD (circle one)
Implants / Natural (circle one)

Would you prefer cuddling afterwards? Y / N (circle one)

Would you prefer to spend the night? Y / N (circle one)

Would you consider future encounters? Y / N (circle one)



I, _______________, hereby consent to engaging in sexual intercourse with ___________ and understand that the act will be mutual. I also understand that this encounter will be confidental unless stated otherwise in writing by both parties.

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Signature

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Today's Date

Fill them forms out and Start enjoying people!!!
...........DarkCasanova.........

The Diamond between her legs...

Diamonds for sex? dosent work always...

Whenever a woman gives me a problem about sleeping together I simply tell her:

“The diamond between your legs is not something I want to steal from you… It’s just something I want to get through before we move on more interesting things.”

Girls are afraid to sleep with a guy too fast or too soon, as they will look easy, like sluts. They also grow up in a society that tells them, when they give their pussy to a guy, there is nothing else they can give to him. Society unconsciously puts all value on their sex organs and beauty. Once you cross that point, they feel they have nothing to offer. No more value. She is afraid that, once she gives sex to a man, he won’t come back, as that’s everything she could give him.

Its sad, that whenever you talk with girl, she assumes (thanks to society) you want to sleep with her. I mean, the morning after, you still need to talk, to have fun in your life and you can still enjoy and learn about each other… Its not just about sex.

So think about the sentence above. Take a moment, and think about it.

What you are actually saying to a girl, is exactly what she wants to hear. It’s not about sex, its about you being together, having fun in the long run and sex is just a step along the way that people make a big deal out of…

A big percentage of sexual resistance is exactly this — she’s afraid that’s all you want and there won’t be anything else. So it’s smart to address the issue directly before it becomes a big problem. I prefer to say it directly than to bullshit around it and play games…

“The diamond between your legs is not something I want to steal from you. It’s just something I want to get through before we move on to more interesting things.”

I dare you to use it.

....DarkCasanova....