The 10 Commandments

1. Thou shalt not be ungroomed. Hair, sideburns, beard, goatee, stache, whatever. Got hair on your body, keep it under control. Don't get lazy and let the fur grow caveman-style. Cavemen don't get hotties.

2. Thou shalt not wear clothes that don't fit. There's a reason clothes come in many sizes, guys. It's so you can buy the ones that actually fit you. Women notice an M wearing XL, and they ain't going home with him.

3. Thou shalt not wear crappy shoes. Shoes tell women everything they need to know about you. Smelly sneakers, sandals with socks, and gore-tex hiking boots do not get into the hottie's sheets.

4. Thou shalt not pull pants up to your nipples. Your gradpa needs to keep his pants that high. You, my friend, have a waist. Find it and use it.

5. Thou shalt not dress in the dark. Before you leave the house, look in a frickin' mirror. If you see a dork standing there, make him go change into something presentable.

6. Thou shalt not wear clothes that were cool when "Living La Vida Loca" was a hit. Just because your "Thriller" jacket got you looks in '85, that's no reason to rock it now. (Point for the older guys out there :P)

7. Thou shalt not bathe in cologne. We know you love your Old Spice, but less is more, cowboy.

8. Thou shalt not wear glasses that make you look like a chemistry teacher. Even if you are a chemistry teacher, you can get frames that actually look good on you. They do make them, you know. Just ask.

9. Thou shalt not follow trends blindly. See everyone in the bar wearing striped shirts? Do something different. Get the gear that goes with you. You have to stand out, not blend in.

10. Thou shalt not wear fleece. You are a man, not a sheep. So stop wearing big billowing soft stuff that makes you look like you should be chased by a border collie. If it's cold, get a real coat.

Stop sinning today! The girls want to be with you, but they need you to look your best. If you've been breaking ANY of the Commandments, you need help, brother. Salvation is here today, and Dressed for Success is your salvation. Find your style and get more smiles TODAY.

Have fun :)