Magic Love Spells?

It's a lil long ,funny and a true story..

It all began that night...

3 guys..late night coffee with the usual talk about stuff..me,Hornyguy(goes nuts over gals) and Niceguy(typical afc dude)..

Hornyguy:hey gimme the number of a chick dude!!
Me:Y dont u juz ask for it directly?
Niceguy:lol he cant..to chicken for that..
Me:listen..what if i told u of something which will definitely work..

ok at this point of the convo..i decided to mess with hornyguy..teach him a nice lil lesson..

Hornyguy:u sure it will work..
Me:Dude..i showed u what i can do last night(did a couple of spooky magictricks and he went harewire lol)
Hornyguy:Oooo...but it must work...
Me:ofcause it will..ok listen up..first of all get some white sand..i need it for the spell..
Niceguy:*silently laughing his sorry ass off..*hey umm guys i gotta go pick my gal up..c ya latters..
Me:ok..hey Hornyguy better get goin.. i need the whitesand before sunrise..u got about 4 hours left..
Hornyguy:ok..

20 minutes latter hornyguy returns with da sand..

there i preformed the fake ritual of reciting sumthing which really actually sounded like"bitun,bitun ,hes kiyaafa bitun,bitun nei bitun,bitun huri bitun,bitun naahedhiulhey bitun,sambalm,mirinda,sprite,coke,fanta,redbullpower gold,masdalhu..."(cant remeber the rest)

..lol good thign i was wispering to the sand..and after the "kiyevun" i spit on the sand and told him to go and pour the sand on the doorstep of the girl who he wanted to "setkuranings"..

And he went..poured the sand on the doorstep.. and waited,waited and waited..and there stepped out the girl who he apparently fell in love with..she looked right at Hornyguy and gave him a loving smile..which made his heart skip about a couple of beats..

lil that he know that she was looking at her boyfriend(ohh the twist in the tale)..alas he came running and told me the whole story(his version that is..)

hornyguy:ey varah salhi..setvehje..hama ma fenuneema hot smile ehves dhin huvaa varah obi..ey dhen set vee dho ..."
Me:nah 2 more tasks yet to go...
Hornyguy:TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!(practically screaming)
Me:ok u take this bilai gandhu on which i have writen the rest of the spell..also sum nuts..now all u have to do is chew it up till it all becames red..no..i dont think u can do this...
Hornyguy:no..tell me plz...
Me:oh..u chew it up until its red and u have to walk right up toher and spit it on her face..think u can do that(at this point i was sure he wounlt do that until..)
Hornyguy:no i can!!gimme that*snachs the "bilai gandhu" and walks away..leaving me laughing...

Ok at this point i know it's mean goin up to a wall and spitting on her face with a colourful "rai kulhugandhu"..but hey he gotta be taught a lesson..hmm so where were i ohh yea the fun part...

lets hear the next part right from Hornyguy..a couple rounds for him chicks and dudes!!
"As i walked towards the house,my heart was beating like a doublebass drum on a cradle of filth concert.there she was talking with 2 of her cute friends..but she was like a rose among grass such was here beauty outbeauting her friends(ok here i was a bit confused about the "outbeauting" part and had to look in a dictionary).As i walked up to her i started to chew the bilai gandhu faster and faster to make the colour became bright red..as iwalked the last steps towards her..she turned as if she knew and lokked into my eyes and smiled...in my head random thoughts were goin on like"holy cramaba shitthundering baboons holy fuck Yea Baby i Like it!!!muhahahha"
With a deep breath i "karukahaalanings" and collected all the magic bilai mixture and spit with all my might..and i swear to God almighty..she and red were a perfect combination!! we both would have a red wedding with a red theame..with red roses..and suddenly a bight light and BAMM!!..
i blinked my eyes a bit and realised i was lying on the ground..she was therelokking down at me..angry..no...Y?? how..imediatly i remeber the line from "friends" :who the,what the,how the, who the,what the. quote Ross..
I got up and asked her.."dint anything happen..dint u feel anythinmg special.." She looked at me and smiled..this time is was a evil smile..And then She said "here feel this" and kicked me in the nuts..."

There u go.. I wouldn't have believed it..if i havent seen it yes.. me and Niceguy was standing in the distance laughing out asses off..i mean like u all should have seen the look on that guy's face when the girl punched him after he spit on her..lol..hope he learned his lesson..Dude if u ever read this u know ehnu..no way to a girl's heart is by taking "shortcuts"

Hope u all enjoyed the story

Oh yea morale is:"Never make a girl who is wearing a cast angry or u might get knocked out!!"

........DarkCasanova.......

Trip to Kuda Bandos for Bloggers and Friends

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Woulnt it be fun to meet up in reality for a change...know some people wanna stay hidden under the name..but it sure would be fun if we all(those who could atleast)meet up...

So i call out/invite to all bloggers out there..to come have sum fun..(girls u can always bring sunblock..lol) juz an idea people..

what i propose is this friday(27th march) to kuda bandos..those intrested and not..juz let me know with ur comments or juz contact me at 7529456..chandha is around 80 per head..and yes u can bring friends..:)

PS:20 PEOPLE ALREADY CONFIRMED!!!!...n yea no calling me at midnight

........DarkCasanova........

Antidote for the "Too Old/Young for her?" syndrome

Whether a woman thinks I'm too young or too old for her doesn't matter to me one bit because...

Years ago a friend of mine taught me a few short words that not only circumvent the objection but also... generate massive attraction inside women.

He was in his mid thirties yet had a penchant(liking) for really young girls: We're talkin' late teens to early twenties.

But as soon as he started flirting with a girl she'd chirp, "Dude, how old are you? You must be my dad's age."

So he racked his brain and came up with something that's not only pure genius but also... fall-on-the-floor hilarious.

If a twenty-one year old girl objected to his age, he'd say...

"Did you know girls age faster than guys? Take models, for example. They peak at like seventeen. By the time they're nineteen they've passed their prime. They're middle aged. You're twenty-one, making you sixty-three in girl years"

When a woman told me that I was too young for her, I'd say this exact line but add...

"You're practically a senior citizen... Don't take this the wrong way but I'm an active guy and don't think you could handle me with your cane and all... I should introduce you to my grandmother, I think she's more your speed."

Do you know why this generates attraction in 90.2% of women?

Stay tuned for my next post to find out
........DarkCasanova.........

hey people got sumthin for ya...Guess what the cookie jar is.. :P

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their Seven jeans
Told you to be the one
And my only
I wanna be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.

My hands, my hands, my uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cos meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie holic
You can hide them, Imma find them, on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believing me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose
And the truth of the matter is.

I like girls,
They like me
They look so good
In their Seven jeans
Told you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got those
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It don't matter you gettin' it
Cos I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is.

I like girls,
They like me
They look so good
In their Seven jeans
Told you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

I'm a monster for these cookies
I'm a beast for they're treats
An animal for they're crackers
Head to feet they so damn sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

And then you have it haha
I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but,
It is what it is

Thanks to gym class heroes for the song, Google for getting me the lyrics & Naxal for showing it to me ^.^
...........DarkCasanova...........

Coffe with DarkCasanova..

Hey Guys n Gals..me back but only for a day people.. am heading toward addu tommorow nite which is thusday nite,march 5th... So what i am proposing is a Coffee Hangout tommorow..i know it's a short nortice n all but those intrested juz let me know okies.. really miss blogging..i know it's not even one since i went but since am gonna be again away for a while i say we should hangout... not juz cause am goin but i think it woulda be fun for all of us to meet up(shadowrunner u can like wear a disguise to protect ur identity...)... anywax this my last post for about a week..

PS:Contact me at 7529456 if no picking de fone then juz msg me people!!! ^^(no calling me from 2 am to 8 am cause i might be a bit "busy" or juz sleeping like baby)

Your peeps aclaimed social dynamic/dating guru
...........DarkCasanova...............