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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Random thoughts...and Eye techniqe (not naruto stuff guys,,,hehe)



here i am listening to de "five star collection" as my cuz says..been a while since ihv updated this...

hmm life's busy these days...ingae ehnu dho job kanthakuga sometimes busy vaane dho... anyways fun stuff are there too like nutty people from both DRP and MDP "ehvanings"..

It's quite entertaining actully.. like an encore from this parlimentary race which juz finished exept we still aint sure who finished first or last... ahh what am i saying? this aint like me... ehme ehem *shifts to date guru mode* :P

Ok dear pupils..now is the time for u to request for an article since am knda haviung that allinment called "writer's block" or sumthing like that... so if u have any bright ideas for an aricle (dating relatd ofcause..) juz let me know by de comments here...

ok here's a lil "Usefull for anywhere" thing u can doo

but first da Requirments:

1*U have balls

2*U are not blind

3*Ur not gay

Anywhere, keep your flirting eyes out for the woman that comes in alone. She is usually the easiest to meet and pick up. She is there for a reason and you can be the lucky guy to fulfill that reason.

Also while walking, keep that sexy looking gleam in your eye. Literally try to melt women with your eyes. If you make eye contact with a woman, make sure you give her a friendly smile and if she is close enough to you, simply say, “Hi.” That is all it takes and with practice it will come easy.

If you make eye contact with some woman across the way from you and she turns away, don’t give up on her. Try to make eye contact again and smile at her. If she smiles back, approach her immediately. This is an opportunity that must not be passed up because it’s an open invitation for you to come over and introduce yourself .

Whatever you do, don’t stare at a woman. This is impolite and nobody likes to be stared at. Just look at her long enough to make it quite clear that you see her and then immediately look away. What you are saying with your eyes when you look at her this way is, “I know you are there and I would not dream of invading your privacy.” Just keep looking at her off and on until you establish some meaningful eye contact and exchange smiles.

What really amazes me is these guys sumtimes don’t even flirt with women. They just stare into space or look down at the floor. If they do accidentally catch the eye of a woman, they look away as quickly as possible and let it go at that. They just don’t know what they are missing and what they are missing out on is picking up women.

So my friend, if you’re like this, make it a point to stop staring into space and start flirting with women. Flirt with every woman in sight. It’s a lot of fun and you will be attracting more women than ever before.

and yea I'll end this with a lil quote from a kwl song by MChammer/Crazy froG

"U CANT TOUCH THIS!!!!!"
...........DarkCasanova........

6 comments:

Masudh said...

hey crazy date guru.. Thats the last thing a guy does to attract woman... The first step is not to LOOK!! you missed it this time...

Unknown said...

eye tchnique? *faints*

The Shadowrunner said...

I tried my eye technique on this "psychic" tentwoman. Poor thing went screaming her lungs out about darkness and death. She then proceeded to stab the side of her head with a fish-gutting knife until she died from trauma.

...

Did I do something wrong?

Binoculars said...

hmmmm. what a way to die? im curious about what she saw in your your eyes...

PemPeNeyNo AnEsThEyShiYa said...

lol... nice tec... but hey tell the guys some thing that would work out!!! nice try!!

Anonymous said...

I cannot decide whether this is ironic, mocking the utter stupidity of men, or whether you are actually serious.